YACHT ROCK SUNDAY!!! I'M A MONSTER ON A BOAT!!! EDITION!!!

So in honor of it being halloween Ima post my favorite movies with monsters that have boats in them.


5. Boat Trip

So frightning it murdered Cuba Gooding Jr's career. Be afraid... Be very very afraid.





4. Donkey Punch

Okay, this movie isn't so much good, as it is completely rediddykong in every way possible. Something goes wrong during a sexual escapade, and a group of girls are held captive by a group of dudes... They then start to murder each other in crazy, stupid ways.

Also, finding good movies that take place on a boat is hard work...





3. Godzilla (Gojira)

Based of real events caused by whales singing to loudly off the shores of Hiroshima on August 6, 1945 a giant radioactive monster destroyed Japan and caused it's surrender ending world war 2. Of course that's not exactly what happens in the movie, but it's totally true, and not at all a metaphor for a nuclear bomb and America doing hydrogen bomb tests in Japanese waters after the surrender. Alllso, it's the reason why Japan still hunts whales to this very day.





2. Jaws

This movie has sharks, and explosions!!! EAT IT MICHAEL BAY!!!





1. Alien

Boats and explosions... IN SPACE!!!! EAT IT MICHAEL BAY!!! Based on a true story.